I’m Mossy (or Sara). I’m a queer 30 year-old housewife who climbs rocks. I’m a relationship anarchist, and I love cats.

tmblr-georg:

“average person reblogs this post 3 times a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person reblogs this post 0 times per year. Tumblr Georg, who lives in cave & reblogs this over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Since our favorite spider meme has come back around, I’m re-sharing the dumb thing I did in college. Yes I reblogged this post 10,000 times

vampyyprincess:

”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet

ibenology:

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the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

ashyslashyy:

wokeuplaughing:

your edible is never going to kick in because you’re a bad person

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stsebastiens:

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imagine being born a security unit when your true purpose was to be a fanwiki mod for a show no one likes

avatar-roko:

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“SecUnits are never allowed to sit down or use human furniture whether on or off duty, so I sat in one of the chairs and put my feet up on the table. Then I took my feet off the table because it wasn’t comfortable.” [Exit Strategy]

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay:

the last 5 FACELESS emoji you used are your aesthetic now, how’s the vibe?

good

bad

great

awful

it’s my actual aesthetic

results

nyxchipz:

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This isn’t Halloween related I just happened to finish this on Halloween. Go my oversized lapdog Vash

thyrell:

docincredible:

greatnorthernofficial:

canmom:

  • MP1: audio codec and container format
  • MP2: audio codec and container format
  • MP3: audio codec and container format
  • MP4: video codec and container format
  • MP5: actually, this one’s a gun

hold up, I made this a while ago.

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The MP line of product is very diverse 

MP11

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Keyboard.

MP12

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Robot toy.

MP13

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Preamp.

MP14

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Commuter train.

MP15

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ANOTHER FUCKING GUN.

do i really gotta watch all of these before getting into mob psycho 100

janeeyrewasfaecoded:

You omit the Oxford comma and those last two items in the list start lookin kinda gay. Like why are you two standing so close together

pirateprincessjess:

pirateprincessjess:

Did y’all know that there’s an official sequel to the Monster Mash? Bobby Picket tried to recreate the popularity of the Monster Mash with his follow up song The Monster Swim

I didn’t say it was good

paintdoktahwho:

a comic about the new episode of doctor who, The Devil's Chord! the doctor and ruby talk about where they should travel to. doctor: "where in time and space do u want to go?" ruby: "i want to see the beatles!"ALT
the doctor grins and points at her doctor: "brilliant. i know just where to go." ruby: "amazing!! thank you doctor"ALT
the doctor stands cuntily at the tardis console inputting info. ruby grasps her hands and muses.  ruby: "i can't believe it's finally going to happen... i'm finally going to see what i've only ever read about in interviews with the beatles..."ALT
close-up on ruby as she says "...the time they got together and jerked off in the same room!"ALT
the doctor stops typing and stares blanklyALT
he turns around and somberly says "ruby..."  ruby looks concernedALT
but then with a huge smile he swivels a console around revealing a screen that says "DESTINATION: THE TIME THE BEATLES JERKED OFF IN THE SAME ROOM"  ruby smilesALT

google it